sms jokes

1. oru divasam tintu monte acchan lunch kazhikumbol
   tintu mon poyi shalyapadathi apol acchan tintu
   shala padthate oruall kazhikumbol shalyapadathan padilla adutha divasam oru kazhuta vannu gardenela ella pullum thinu nashpihu apol acchan
   eda niyantha a kazhute otikata apol tintu mon
   acchanele parrghatu arem kazhikumbol shalyapadatanatu.
2.  kayarum kondu pokunna TINTUmonodu Duntumol:
   engotta kayarumkondu?
   TINTUmon:ini enthina njan jeevikkunnathu,
   entai perukalayanalle P.T.USHA TINTU luka-ye 800 miteril odan ayachathu?
3. Nammude oru channelile oru vikhyaathamaaya paripaadiyaanallo SARIGAMA. Athu avatharippikkunnatho nammudeyellaam priyappetta Sreekkuttettanum. Ithaa Sreekkuttettan chodicha thamasa chodyavum utharavum. YESUDASUM PUKAVALIYUM THAMMILULLA BANDHAM ENDAANU ?.... addeham thanne paranha utharam... YESUDAS PAADUM ... PAKSHE PUKAVALI PAADILLA... ENDORU THAMASA.... NHAN CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU PANDAAARAMADANGIPPOYE.....
4.  Samsaarikkaan orupaadu undenkilum...
   
   oru vaakku polum parayaan kazhiyaatha...
   
   sughamulla oru novaanu...
   
   "PALLU VEDANA"
   
   Prof:Tintumon
5.  Common words of men after drinking
   
   1 - Nee ente athmartha suhruthu
   2 - Avanittu pani kodukkanam
   3 - Vandi njan odikkam
   4 - Kudichittu parayuvalla
   5 - strong pora thalakku pidikkunnilla
   6 - Aval enne chathicheda
   
   Finally the best one..
   
   "Naale muthal kudi nirthi"
6.   Panchayathil ninnu survey edukkan vanna udyogasthan Ammummayodu..
   Kakkoosundo?
   
   Ammumma : Undallo
   Udyogasthan : kinar undo?
   Ammumma : Mon chennirunno..Avide pipe undu..
7. WIFE - Oru kaaryam parayatte..Adikkaruthu
   HUS - Illa
   WIFE - I am pregnant!
   HUS - Good news.ithinenthina adikkunnath?
   WIFE - Collegil padikkumbol ithu pole achanodu paranjappol adi kitti..!!
8. Njan marikkaan pokuva..
   
   Ninak v-shamam undo?hum engane v-shanikkaana..ente kanjikudiyalle muttunne..
   
   Ipo marichittillayirunnenkil e dosa karinju poyene..
9. Busum Cycleum thannilulla vethyasam?
   
   Bus varum
   Pokum
   Bus stand avide thanne undakum..
   
   Cycle varum
   Pokum
   cycle standum koode pokum..!!
10. Namaskaram ..Innathe sports vaarthakal
    
    Neenthal malsarathil indian thaaram aadya roundil thanne mungi marichu..
    
    Boxingil Americaku swarnavum , Russiakku velliyum , Indiakku ishtam pole idiyum kitti...
    
    Shootingil indiakku swarnam nashtappettu.referee ku oru kannum..!!!
11. Himaalaya saanukkalil ninnum vimanathil kayattikkondu vanna rishikale munimaaraakkiya , keralathinte vadakke theerathu ninnum vannu ninnu thapasu cheytha sree Sankaracharyarude paadasparsangalal punyavum paavanavumaaya bhaaratha puzhayude theerathe manal tharikalil varuthedutha "KAPPILANDI".Oru pothi Rs 1.50 maathram...
12. Paper vaayichapozhanu ariyunnathu 'small' adiyude doshangal .Cancer , Ulcer angane enthokke..
    Ho! Ho! niruthi ini jeevithathil orikkalum ...
    
    Paper vaayikkilla..
13. aadhya rathriyil bharthaavu bhaaryayodu: "Chakkare, ninakku evide chellunna sukhamaanu kittendatu? Chandranilo atho ethenkilum nakshatrathilo??
    
    bhaarya:"athu parayunnathinu munpu njaan chettante rocket onnu kaanatte!!"
14. Peedanakkesil petta penninodu police chodichu:mole ninne avar peedippikkumbol ninakku enthu thonni
    girl:nirbandichu kayippichalum laduvinu maduram thanneyalle sir....
15. ningalkkishtamulla kathayethanu kaantha,
    Bharthaavu:-athenthonnu chodikkaan..LyngiKATHA, thanney...allthenthonnu katha..
16. Tintumonu girl friendum car il pokukayayirunnu
    
    Girl;innu njan ninakku ente appendix operation
    cheythathu evide ennu kanichu tharam
    
    tintu got exited, n said, evide kanikoo...kanikoo..
    
    Girl:-nokku nokku kollam dist:hospital
17. ASIANET NEWS HOUR kadu chirikkunna Tintumonodu Duntumol:Enthina engane kidannu chirikkunnathu
    kanunnathu news alle?Comedy show allallo?
    Tintumon:Engane chirikkathirikkum varthayil paranjathu kettille VANITHA DISCUS THROUGHil india medal THOOTHU variennu Iverentha kalikkanano atho thookkanano delhiyil poyathu?
18. Ambili mamanu Vendi karayunna
    Balyam
    
    Snehikunnavare Swanthamakan kothikunna
    yuvathwam
    
    Arkum Vendatha
    Vaardhakyam
    
    it is life
19. Kodathiyil Wife : "Enne ente Husband daily ADIKKUM"
    
    Judge:"Aano??"
    
    Husband: "Njaan enthenkilum paranjaal aval ATHIL keri pidikkum. Pinne athu VELUTHAAKUM. Oduvil athu ADIYIL kalaashikkum...."
20. oru sadhanam ullil ettal nalla sugamanu,athu ettu kurachu kazhinjal oru sadhanam kittum, enthanu ah sadhanam.
    
    ans> kozhipappu cheviyil edunathu.
21. aadhya rathriyil bharthaavu bhaaryayodu: "Chakkare, ninakku evide chellunna sukhamaanu kittendatu? Chandranilo atho ethenkilum nakshatrathilo??
    
    bhaarya:"athu parayunnathinu munpu njaan chettante rocket onnu kaanatte!!"
22. Sardar's wife shouted in the morning:
    
    "Ningal ithu kando,poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu"
    
    Sardar shouted : "Ninnod ethra thavana paranjittundu BRA ittu kidakkaan..."
23. Dundumonu 6 vaysu.Veettile velakkari pregnant ayapol dundumonu ethire case kodthu.Kodathiyil dundumonte vakkeel dunduvinte 'suna'yil pidichu kondu.
    
    "Ur oner, ithra cheriya SUNA kondu engane oru 6 vayasu kaaran garbhini aakkum?"
    
    Dundumon vakkeelinte cheviyil "vakkeele pidi vidu..allel case nammalu tholkum.."
24. Amma : Mole cherukkane ishtamyo?
    
    Makal : ishtamayi , pakshe pokkam theere kuravanu..
    
    Amma : Mole , TV 14inch aayalum 21 inch aayalum remote 6 inch aayirikkum...
25. Bus yaatrakkidayil vikariyachan oru penninte thudayil pidichu .
    
    Pennu : Acho, mathayiyude suvishesham 5,6 orthu nokku.
    
    Achan naanam kettu veettil ethi bible marichu nokki..Appol
    
    "Ninte kaikal melpottu uyarthuka,avideyanu swarga rajyam"
26. Appukkuttan paavamalle???
    Appukkuttan valare santhoshavaanayirunu.Appol avanoru aniyan undayi.Pinneed avan valare moody ayi .Kaaranam avanu amminja koduthilla.Avan ammayude amminjayil elivisham puratti.Appukkuttan schoolil poyi vannappol veettil oru aal kootam.Avan achanodu chodichu "entha acha kaaryam?"
    
    Achan paranju : Nammude driver ravile elivisham kazhichu marichu poyi.."
    
    Ini para Appukkuttan paavamalle????
27. Wife : aaa..Ayyo..chetta enik vethanikkunne.ningal pathukke idan nokkooo...enthoru vedana..murinju chora varumenna thonnunne..venda chetta mathiyak..
    
    Husband : Nee inage alari vilichal engane ? soapo ennayo upayogichu nokkaam..
    
    Wife : Venda chetta ittal ooran pattiyillenkilo?
    
    Hus : Namuk e mothiram koduthu paakamaaya vere onnu vangaam..
    
    always think +vely..
28. Son : Amme njan engane undayi?
    Amma : kaakka kothikondu vannatha
    Son : Appo chettano ?
    Amma : Puzhayiloode zhuki vannatha
    
    Son : Appam achanu matte pani ariyille..
29. Boy : Njan ninakku valakal vaangi kondu vannittundu
    
    Girl : Chettan thanne ente kaiyil ittu thannoloo.
    
    Boy : Ithu nerathe arinjirunnenkil njan ninaku JETTY vangiyene..
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